well, maybe not a new phenomenon, but an idea that someone had and was first to market.
it's called Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
good for a quick laugh, as we've all been there......we just didn't have the genius idea to throw it online (and also publish a book).
in my ever-continuing crusade to come up with a Million$ idea, i'm thinking about starting up the next craze for the kids to follow intently.
i'm calling it "Dude, where's my car??.., oh right, under all those stupid fucking bumper stickers."
I got the idea on my many weekend road trips down to the USofA. Not to say that we Canucks don't rock our own bumpers in a similar fashion, however, our brothers to the South take it to a whole new level.
I'm just not sure what goes through people's heads when they decide to take the plunge into giving their 'whips' that first bumper tat. I guess it goes back to my whole philosophy around blogs:
Do you really need to share, and, does anyone really care?
Of course, I am already aware of my hypocrisy in continuing to 'blog up a storm', so I can't really rag on the whole bliggity blog thing too much.
That leaves me to rip on my new favourite friends, the bumper sticker aficionados.
Perhaps it started with the ol' standard happy face/have a nice day sticker...(I say this purely based on something I saw in the movie Forrest Gump).
And of course, those of us with even a hint of political friskiness wouldn't dare drive anywhere without a shout out to their main man/main Hilary.
But it gets worse..., so much worse....
I won't ruin it for you now, but I'm a man on a mission....to scare these bumper sticker dweebs straight....and clean up America('s bumpers)!!!
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