funny thing - i've been having a recurring dream lately, where yours truly is drinking & driving and very conscious of the fact that i shouldn't be behind the wheel...
it usually ends with me swerving like a jackass in front of a cop, or smashing into someone.
it's a bit odd, given i don't get drunk all that often any more, and i technically don't own a car.
so, diary, i ask why?
no response.
ok, let's try Yahoo Answers then.
here we go, perfect:
Drunk driving dreams?
I have recurring dreams where I am drunk driving and get pulled over, or crash. I've never driven drunk in my life.
ooh, great, now serve up some answers, Yahoo, and we'll call it a night....
Answerer 1
Remember its just a dream.
well, that's a shit answer.
Answerer 2
Are you doing something that you are trying to hide from others? It almost sounds like you put on one face for the public but have a private life that is full of dark secrets.
yah...., right....., (embarrassed)..., of course not..
dark secrets, please.
what a shit answer.., next.
Answerer 3
its a sign...your an alchoholic...
so stop drinkin so much child
shit answer, dr. phil.
Answerer 4
ok, your nerviouse, and embaressed. mabey you did something that would upset your parents, or teacher, porfesser, docter, friend, any one, or mabey embarrased to tell some one something. I am.
wow, seems like a solid dude.
note to self - add this guy to facebook....and lend him a dictionary for GOD's sake.
unfortunately, not even the mighty Hoo! can help a brother out with this one.
i suppose all i can do is keep it under 50..., and let the good times roll.....
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