more blog posts...
peace & love.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Sunday, December 21, 2008
'tis the season to make the internet
it's always nice to feel that something you do at work actually helps someone out..
i find that is sometimes a bit of a stretch when you work in the world of advertising, usually trying to stuff something down ye consumer's throat (or pants if you work for a porn site).
i'm proud to say that i actually feel like a project we worked on is giving back a little.
http://wwe5.bchydro.com/2008holiday/
nothing super crazy about this site, fairly simple execution, but fun enough to play with a few times... or so you'd think.
this site has been going for about a week and a half, and it's had (as of 4:14pm PST on Dec 20) 531,665 'interactions'.
pretty incredible really.
and the best part is that BC Hydro has committed to donate $25 grand to a local BC Children's hospital.
makes ya feel all warm inside....
oops, sorry, that's copy for the porn site i'm working on next.
xoxo
Thursday, December 11, 2008
From Russia with Roulette
i like to party...., and i'd try anything once....(well, maybe not everything).
but there are certain things that just don't tempt me.
never been a big fan of pain, so put the whips and chains away, honey.
never really understood the whole autoerotic asphyxiation scene...., (see Michael Hutchence for that shiz).
and, quite frankly, i don't 'get off' with the thought of potentially 'offing' myself....unlike Mark Ruffalo's brother.
who?
Mark Ruffalo, you know the guy.., in those movies... - "Zodiac," "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," and this year's "Blindness."
well, Mark's bro, let's call him The Zohan, was into the whole gun play scene...
after a 'friend' of his was charged with shooting him, it became apparent today that it was all just one big misunderstanding:
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - A day after actor Mark Ruffalo's brother died of a gunshot wound to the head, a lawyer for the woman arrested in the case says she was merely a witness to a game of Russian Roulette.
Scott Ruffalo, 39, died late Monday night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Renato Moreno said.
Authorities continued Tuesday to investigate the role of Shaha Mishaal Adham, 26, who turned herself in to police Monday after authorities issued a warrant for her arrest for investigation of attempted murder.
Adham's initial court appearance was scheduled for Wednesday.
Her attorney downplayed her role late Tuesday, telling the New York Daily News that she witnessed Scott Ruffalo shoot himself during a game of Russian Roulette. Ronald Richards told the newspaper that Adham had gone to Scott Ruffalo's condo to pick up a set of keys and fled after the shooting.
I'd always thought that 'Russian Roulette' was simply a myth you hear in high school, like teachers having sex with students, and band geeks running the school...
apparently i was wrong.
so kids, if i can give you any advice at all....
put down those guns and start nailing your teachers!!
i can't wait to be a father.....
but there are certain things that just don't tempt me.
never been a big fan of pain, so put the whips and chains away, honey.
never really understood the whole autoerotic asphyxiation scene...., (see Michael Hutchence for that shiz).
and, quite frankly, i don't 'get off' with the thought of potentially 'offing' myself....unlike Mark Ruffalo's brother.
who?
Mark Ruffalo, you know the guy.., in those movies... - "Zodiac," "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind," and this year's "Blindness."
well, Mark's bro, let's call him The Zohan, was into the whole gun play scene...
after a 'friend' of his was charged with shooting him, it became apparent today that it was all just one big misunderstanding:
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - A day after actor Mark Ruffalo's brother died of a gunshot wound to the head, a lawyer for the woman arrested in the case says she was merely a witness to a game of Russian Roulette.
Scott Ruffalo, 39, died late Monday night at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, Beverly Hills Police Sgt. Renato Moreno said.
Authorities continued Tuesday to investigate the role of Shaha Mishaal Adham, 26, who turned herself in to police Monday after authorities issued a warrant for her arrest for investigation of attempted murder.
Adham's initial court appearance was scheduled for Wednesday.
Her attorney downplayed her role late Tuesday, telling the New York Daily News that she witnessed Scott Ruffalo shoot himself during a game of Russian Roulette. Ronald Richards told the newspaper that Adham had gone to Scott Ruffalo's condo to pick up a set of keys and fled after the shooting.
I'd always thought that 'Russian Roulette' was simply a myth you hear in high school, like teachers having sex with students, and band geeks running the school...
apparently i was wrong.
so kids, if i can give you any advice at all....
put down those guns and start nailing your teachers!!
i can't wait to be a father.....
Saturday, November 29, 2008
WalMart 'til the day I die....
there are so many things wrong with this story....
VALLEY STREAM (WABC) -- A Wal-Mart employee died and four others were hurt in the Black Friday rush to get into the Valley Stream store this morning.
The injuries occurred as the shoppers crammed into the Wal-Mart when the doors opened at 5 a.m.
Police said the shoppers knocked the man to the ground at 5:03 a.m., three minutes after the store opened.
A 34-year-old Wal-Mart employee suffered an apparent heart attack and was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
First off, and not to be a dick, but does "Black Friday" really make that much of a difference on the prices at WalMart? Isn't this the same place which claims 'the lowest price is the law'??
Or maybe that is Zellers...
Either way, I am astonished that such a mass crowd of people would even think about lining up for a store like WalMart..., unless of course they had a clown making balloon animals or something...
Also, why the rush people? Was there a limited edition sweater-set combo available for the fastest 100 people through the turnstiles?
According to the reports, the doors opened at 5am, and the deceased was knocked down at 5:03am....
It seems a little sketchy to me, almost as if this was a targeted attack..., cause of course we need to have a conspiracy theory attached.
Finally, and albeit sadly, how does a 34-yr old man, that gets knocked down, die of a heart attack?
I could see someone crushed or smothered, but a heart attack?
Guessing the gentleman wasn't in the best of shape, or perhaps all that darned excitement was just too much.
Another reason, if you needed one, to avoid working at WalMart.
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VALLEY STREAM (WABC) -- A Wal-Mart employee died and four others were hurt in the Black Friday rush to get into the Valley Stream store this morning.
The injuries occurred as the shoppers crammed into the Wal-Mart when the doors opened at 5 a.m.
Police said the shoppers knocked the man to the ground at 5:03 a.m., three minutes after the store opened.
A 34-year-old Wal-Mart employee suffered an apparent heart attack and was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.
First off, and not to be a dick, but does "Black Friday" really make that much of a difference on the prices at WalMart? Isn't this the same place which claims 'the lowest price is the law'??
Or maybe that is Zellers...
Either way, I am astonished that such a mass crowd of people would even think about lining up for a store like WalMart..., unless of course they had a clown making balloon animals or something...
Also, why the rush people? Was there a limited edition sweater-set combo available for the fastest 100 people through the turnstiles?
According to the reports, the doors opened at 5am, and the deceased was knocked down at 5:03am....
It seems a little sketchy to me, almost as if this was a targeted attack..., cause of course we need to have a conspiracy theory attached.
Finally, and albeit sadly, how does a 34-yr old man, that gets knocked down, die of a heart attack?
I could see someone crushed or smothered, but a heart attack?
Guessing the gentleman wasn't in the best of shape, or perhaps all that darned excitement was just too much.
Another reason, if you needed one, to avoid working at WalMart.
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Sunday, November 23, 2008
how rude....
'how rude'...., how's about how is this news?!
shame on media sites for picking this up, and especially Canoe for its choice of running this as a feature off its homepage....
if i were reporting on this -
...and finally, in the who gives a shit news, looks like psuedo-celeb from 1990 Jodie Sweetin will be starring in a new show called "Empty House" after her rock solid 16-month marriage ended this past week.
for the former child um, star, this is now her 2nd breakup in as many years, after kicking a nasty little meth addiction.....kids these days.
i can only imagine how her life could have been different if only she had a twin, and of course some talent.
Speaking of which.....
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar.
they say to the bartender "give us two ass hurts"
the bartender says "how do you make an ass hurt?"
the Olsen twins say "well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up 3 hours later, lying on your stomach...."
i'm here all week :)
shame on media sites for picking this up, and especially Canoe for its choice of running this as a feature off its homepage....
if i were reporting on this -
...and finally, in the who gives a shit news, looks like psuedo-celeb from 1990 Jodie Sweetin will be starring in a new show called "Empty House" after her rock solid 16-month marriage ended this past week.
for the former child um, star, this is now her 2nd breakup in as many years, after kicking a nasty little meth addiction.....kids these days.
i can only imagine how her life could have been different if only she had a twin, and of course some talent.
Speaking of which.....
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen walk into a bar.
they say to the bartender "give us two ass hurts"
the bartender says "how do you make an ass hurt?"
the Olsen twins say "well, Bob Saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up 3 hours later, lying on your stomach...."
i'm here all week :)
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
a dog named cat stevens
gooood mooorning viet...
meh..too easy.....
yes folks, here I am, reporting from sunny Vietnam...
it's apparent I'm not at the beach, as I blog it, waiting for a ride to the airport back to Saigon...(Ho Chi Minh City, if you're down)...
i won't bore you with the play by play, for the many out there that tend to detail out (see brag) their hourly report of a trip you can't help but feel distant from.
i will tell you that i got a massage yesterday, and well, i loved it! :)
to be honest, i'm not much of a massage guy back home.
but well, there's something about being over here, the ocean as a backdrop, that compels one to feel the need for a little rubbing...
now, before your mind runs wild, let me stop you short...(hehe)..
it wasn't one of 'those' massages...my girlfriend can attest to that in the bed next to me...
no matter - i really did enjoy it, although i did feel like the little Vietnamese girl was taking out some sort of frustration on me - as she flat out was pummeling me at times. and she couldn't have been more than 80 lbs.....bless her heart...
that's it for now from the lone star country....
rest assured, i am keeping it real over here, not eating McDonalds...
(in actual fact, they do not have McDonalds over here..., just KFC).
I think it's 'cause Ho Chi Minh resembles a certain chicken man...
you be the judge...
Xin chào!
meh..too easy.....
yes folks, here I am, reporting from sunny Vietnam...
it's apparent I'm not at the beach, as I blog it, waiting for a ride to the airport back to Saigon...(Ho Chi Minh City, if you're down)...
i won't bore you with the play by play, for the many out there that tend to detail out (see brag) their hourly report of a trip you can't help but feel distant from.
i will tell you that i got a massage yesterday, and well, i loved it! :)
to be honest, i'm not much of a massage guy back home.
but well, there's something about being over here, the ocean as a backdrop, that compels one to feel the need for a little rubbing...
now, before your mind runs wild, let me stop you short...(hehe)..
it wasn't one of 'those' massages...my girlfriend can attest to that in the bed next to me...
no matter - i really did enjoy it, although i did feel like the little Vietnamese girl was taking out some sort of frustration on me - as she flat out was pummeling me at times. and she couldn't have been more than 80 lbs.....bless her heart...
that's it for now from the lone star country....
rest assured, i am keeping it real over here, not eating McDonalds...
(in actual fact, they do not have McDonalds over here..., just KFC).
I think it's 'cause Ho Chi Minh resembles a certain chicken man...
you be the judge...
Xin chào!
Monday, November 3, 2008
the soup
my kinda show..., if you haven't seen it, I recommend it.
it basically sums up 90% of weekly television for what it really is - the same old bullshit: all day, everyday.
this of course being reality TV.
there is seriously nothing else on anymore.
the soup does an amazing job pulling out the very best of the worst on TV.
and then, just let the LOLs begin...
here's a little sample -
it basically sums up 90% of weekly television for what it really is - the same old bullshit: all day, everyday.
this of course being reality TV.
there is seriously nothing else on anymore.
the soup does an amazing job pulling out the very best of the worst on TV.
and then, just let the LOLs begin...
here's a little sample -
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