Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Quirky, the idea I always never had

why didn't I think of this...?
well, actually I sorta did...
i do recall suggesting to a close group of friends a year or 2 back that it would be 'cool' to have an online think tank set up, for people to discuss cool ideas and use each other's network/connections to see ideas turn into reality.

enter Quirky.
brilliant idea for dreamers, just like me, who have cool ideas in theory but never seem to do anything to take them to the next level....
i.e. tell another human being about them.

here's hoping i've got the next pet rock up my ass...sleeve..., wherever i can find it....

Sunday, September 20, 2009

trippin' on catnip

i don't know whether I should consider myself a liberal parent, or simply a euphoria enabler...
catnip, essentially pot for kitties, is seemingly a safe and widely accepted lil' treat for our furry friends. and yet like pot, it doesn't seem to affect every man/woman/child/kitty the same way.
as i type this, my cat is tripping out and trying to find the techno-colour ghost mouse under the fridge....; this after rolling around violently on the floor and scratching his pusher (me) and leaving a few deep scars (physically, and perhaps mentally).
i feel like i'm treating little romo like he's a science experiment, chronicling his every spacey move.
i do question whether or not i should keep supplying him with the good stuff...
it definitely does seem to keep him quiet (of course he needs to be quiet to catch the techno-colour ghost mouse), and the fact that a few sprinkles is all it takes and I have a baggy that will last him til he's geriatric leads me to think that it'll continue to be high-times in catville for a while yet.
fyi - here's what happened last time mr. romo licked the nip....

i'm guessing the mustard was for a 3some with a hot dog...
LOL fuckers.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

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Friday, July 17, 2009

Play Ball.../Why can I not create a table properly in HTML??





















Games Played AB Hits Runs 2B HR RBI AVG
11 46 16 11 1 2 9 .347


My 2009 Regular Season Stats Vancouver Area Softball League....
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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Dream Diary - Chapter 1

dear diary,
funny thing - i've been having a recurring dream lately, where yours truly is drinking & driving and very conscious of the fact that i shouldn't be behind the wheel...
it usually ends with me swerving like a jackass in front of a cop, or smashing into someone.
it's a bit odd, given i don't get drunk all that often any more, and i technically don't own a car.

so, diary, i ask why?
no response.

ok, let's try Yahoo Answers then.
here we go, perfect:

Drunk driving dreams?
I have recurring dreams where I am drunk driving and get pulled over, or crash. I've never driven drunk in my life.


ooh, great, now serve up some answers, Yahoo, and we'll call it a night....

Answerer 1
Remember its just a dream.

well, that's a shit answer.

Answerer 2
Are you doing something that you are trying to hide from others? It almost sounds like you put on one face for the public but have a private life that is full of dark secrets.

yah...., right....., (embarrassed)..., of course not..
dark secrets, please.
what a shit answer.., next.


Answerer 3
its a sign...your an alchoholic...
so stop drinkin so much child

shit answer, dr. phil.

Answerer 4
ok, your nerviouse, and embaressed. mabey you did something that would upset your parents, or teacher, porfesser, docter, friend, any one, or mabey embarrased to tell some one something. I am.

wow, seems like a solid dude.
note to self - add this guy to facebook....and lend him a dictionary for GOD's sake.


unfortunately, not even the mighty Hoo! can help a brother out with this one.
i suppose all i can do is keep it under 50..., and let the good times roll.....