Monday, January 12, 2009

[insert caulk joke here]

even though my gf won't believe me, i stand by my claim that it was an honest mistake...
let me back up for a sec....

i'm no DIY guy, that's for sure, but when you own your own place you need to start doing little things around the house....for fear of living in a shit hole (or the fear of a less-than pleased roomie).
so, one of those little projects just happens to be sealing a tub...
a very exciting activity i might add.
as such, there is a certain product out there meant for that job.
next stop: home hardware.
what transpired next.... pure and unintentional comedic genius.

guy working in home hardeware: "can I help you?"
me: "uhh, yeah, we're looking for some caulk...."
guy working in home hardware: "you've cum to the right place..."

ok, that last line wasn't actually part of the conversation.
instead, i got a jab to the ribs and was promptly corrected in that we were looking for 'caulking' not 'caulk'.

i personally still think that i'm right..., and that 'caulking' is the action of laying down 'caulk'....and therefore you'd still need to find 'caulk' first.
speaking of laying down caulk....
[jab to ribs, cpu unexpectedly shutdown.....]

A similar honest mistake... :)
(sorry for the commercial, clip wasn't on the 'Tube)

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