Thursday, January 8, 2009

what do you get....

....when you mix a Newfie, a drive-thru, and a coffee?
apparently the double double apocalypse...

too many cars are waiting in drive thru lines, which is forcing cars....wait for it...onto the streets to wait for their coffee!!
only us Canadians can get so worked up over a little 10-car traffic jam.
i must admit i read the headline and figured there was something significantly wrong happening at Timmy Ho's....
the mayor of St.John's, Dennis O'Keefe, indeed feels that there is....
he has just helped pass legislature outlawing any further drive-thru establishments until this critical problem has been resolved.

"We have had incidents where fender benders have resulted," O'Keefe said in an interview Tuesday. "Inevitably . . . something tragic is going to happen if it's allowed to continue."

when asked to comment on the new city-wide drive thru ban, Ronald McDonald had a message for Mayor O'Keefe: "I think Suge Knight said it best....you dead, bitch".

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