trippin' on catnip

i don't know whether I should consider myself a liberal parent, or simply a euphoria enabler...
catnip, essentially pot for kitties, is seemingly a safe and widely accepted lil' treat for our furry friends. and yet like pot, it doesn't seem to affect every man/woman/child/kitty the same way.
as i type this, my cat is tripping out and trying to find the techno-colour ghost mouse under the fridge....; this after rolling around violently on the floor and scratching his pusher (me) and leaving a few deep scars (physically, and perhaps mentally).
i feel like i'm treating little romo like he's a science experiment, chronicling his every spacey move.
i do question whether or not i should keep supplying him with the good stuff...
it definitely does seem to keep him quiet (of course he needs to be quiet to catch the techno-colour ghost mouse), and the fact that a few sprinkles is all it takes and I have a baggy that will last him til he's geriatric leads me to think that it'll continue to be high-times in catville for a while yet.
fyi - here's what happened last time mr. romo licked the nip....

i'm guessing the mustard was for a 3some with a hot dog...
LOL fuckers.

Scream if you know what I did this summer....

Actually, I think I've got the scream covered just fine....

americans are about to get even fatter....

Fox News + KFC Double Down = Apocalypse Now....

Play Ball.../Why can I not create a table properly in HTML??

Games Played	AB	Hits	Runs	2B	HR	RBI	AVG
11	46	16	11	1	2	9	.347

My 2009 Regular Season Stats Vancouver Area Softball League....
Get ready for the playoffs kids...
Playoffs?
Yes, I'm talking about Playoffs.

a sad day that could have been even sadder...

http://jam.canoe.ca/Movies/2009/06/25/9938211-wenn-story.html

Steve Guttenburg - wherever you are, be careful...

Dream Diary - Chapter 1

dear diary,
funny thing - i've been having a recurring dream lately, where yours truly is drinking & driving and very conscious of the fact that i shouldn't be behind the wheel...
it usually ends with me swerving like a jackass in front of a cop, or smashing into someone.
it's a bit odd, given i don't get drunk all that often any more, and i technically don't own a car.

so, diary, i ask why?
no response.

ok, let's try Yahoo Answers then.
here we go, perfect:

Drunk driving dreams?
I have recurring dreams where I am drunk driving and get pulled over, or crash. I've never driven drunk in my life.


ooh, great, now serve up some answers, Yahoo, and we'll call it a night....

Answerer 1
Remember its just a dream.
well, that's a shit answer.

Answerer 2
Are you doing something that you are trying to hide from others? It almost sounds like you put on one face for the public but have a private life that is full of dark secrets.
yah...., right....., (embarrassed)..., of course not..
dark secrets, please.
what a shit answer.., next.

Answerer 3
its a sign...your an alchoholic...
so stop drinkin so much child
shit answer, dr. phil.

Answerer 4
ok, your nerviouse, and embaressed. mabey you did something that would upset your parents, or teacher, porfesser, docter, friend, any one, or mabey embarrased to tell some one something. I am.
wow, seems like a solid dude.
note to self - add this guy to facebook....and lend him a dictionary for GOD's sake.

unfortunately, not even the mighty Hoo! can help a brother out with this one.
i suppose all i can do is keep it under 50..., and let the good times roll.....

to the guy i called 'asshole' earlier this evening...

sorry...
probably uncalled for and I admit that I overreacted.
perhaps you weren't judging us as you peered across your steering wheel...
it was just the way your face was trying to scream at us 'hey fuckheads, it's a 1-way street'.
and then it was the way, in my opinion, that you smugly cracked your neck and told us frankly 'it's 1-way'.
i'm not sure why my natural reaction was to respond with the 'no it's not, asshole'....

maybe it's because people who think they're right, and feel they need to tell people they're right, and enjoy the fact that they've told people that they are right, ARE in fact assholes.
or cocks, take your pick.

the result of all this - we were right, it was a 2-way street.
and I lied...
i'm not sorry I called this guy an asshole.
I rush to judgment, and I know good people when I see them, and I know assholes when I see them.
and cocks, I see lots of those...

wait a second....